Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)

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About this activity

We are the only City Tour that’s fun, alternative & politically incorrect. Unlike free walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, our Fun Walking Tour delivers a brutally honest, genuinely funny take on Amsterdam’s history; packed with dark comedy and plenty of laughs.

Expect politically incorrect humor and stories about the Dutch Golden Age, colonial trade, the Red Light District and Amsterdam during WWII that many guides wouldn’t dare to tell. Our guides are locals and have stories, not scripts, so every tour comes with its own personality, jokes and surprises. You’ll also discover how Amsterdam’s past shaped the city you see today.

Starting at Centraal Station, we walk through Dam Square and Amsterdam’s historic centre, exploring the Dutch Golden Age, the Red Light District, colonial history and the story of Anne Frank. Book your spot now and join us for the stories, laughs and memories!

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At a glance

Duration: 2 h 30 min
Confirmation: Instant confirmation
Ticket: Mobile or paper ticket accepted
Group: Up to 15 people
People per booking: 1–5
Guide: English
Operated by: Rude Bastards Tour Berlin

Ages: Adults (18–75 years)

What is included

Included

Included: Local Guide

Not included

Not included: Gratuities
Not included: Lunch

Itinerary

Centraal Station

25 min

Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.
Cafe Karpershoek

15 min

Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606!
Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna

10 min

This is one of the oldest inhabited parts of the city. Your guide will describe how life was like back then, how much fun it was and what kind of stuff they dug up from this area.
Dam Square & Damstraat

20 min

We will share what each century contributed and what changes were done at this location. Naturally describe all the other modern day events that go on here as well. Oh yes, there are some cool buildings too!
Begijnhof

15 min

This stop we will talk about who stayed in these places, its interesting history and its uses for today. Could be fun!
Museum Het Rembrandthuis

15 min Admission not included

Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt was and all the crazy things that he did. Wrap up the overview of Amsterdam.
Amsterdam Museum

15 min Admission not included

We will have a chat about the type of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam. Of course the surrounding buildings and area .
Bloemenmarkt

5 min

A brief background on how it started and where it is today!
The Waag

25 min

This is where conclude our tour and share about all the madness around us and retract on the things we got to see.